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{{IS_A=Loiterer}} {{Name=Guy With a Guitar}} {{Description=You are <b>a guy with a guitar</b>. You've watched all those pitiful slobs on the platforms over the years, playing their crappy music and getting tons of cash dumped in their guitar cases. You eventually decided that this looks like easy money, so you decided to try it out yourself. So you bought this cheap secondhand guitar, plonked yourself down here about twenty minutes ago, and began to sing. You're starting to get annoyed, though -- none of these cheap-ass tightwads riding the trains today want to give you any money! Bastards... (You are a <i>terrible</i> singer, and a worse guitar player. Don't let that slow you down, though. You're providing them with a service, and they damned well owe you for it.)}} {{Item=Cheap Guitar}} {{Item=Guitar Case}} {{Special Ability=Annoying}}