Chez Coeur Mailbox

As you rifle through Justin's mailbox (Hey! That's a federal offense, you know), you find that it is neatly organized, but preposterously large, and filled almost to capacity. It contains a number of daily newspapers:

Underneath that are the weekly magazines:

As you look through the stacks, you marvel at how any person could delude himself into believing that he could actually follow all of this. Truly, Justin is a poster boy for infoglut...