You are a member of the Space Brigade, investigating this strange planet and all of the customs on it.  You have joined a group called the "Anti-Wieners", who are fighting a sort of moral war that you don't understand, but are intrigued by.

You are even more intrigued by the mysterious spatula called "Flippy", which is wielded by the leader of the group, Minister Ryan Smart.  Could this possibly be the legendary Flippitatus?  You are going to continue to pretend to be a member of this group, uncool though it is, to find out more...