You are a Space Pirate, who has been exploring a bit of Earth while you are stuck here.  You were the one who discovered the Anti-Wiener faction, which you have infiltrated, and found out about the mysterious "Flippy" that is held by their leader, Minister Smart.  You have gotten word back to Cap'n Kelley; now you are keeping an eye on the Anti-Wieners, and pretending to be one of them...