"Fuck the 'jolly Nosferatu'" by Matthias Peterson

Note: My Mistress Mirriam instructed me to write a poem using the words 'jolly Nosferatu' after the January Elysium at the Prince's estate. This is the result I read at the last Elysium.


Fuck the 'jolly Nosferatu'

A poem of 'jolly Nosferatu'
is the call you gave to me
Well, I'm called to squat too -
to shit, or take a pee
Poems are not seminal spasms,
not a fucking exercise.
They should be like orgasms
that start between your thighs
roiling guts and cooking brain,
pleasure through and through,
searing knives of almost-pain,
ejaculating goo,
jangled nerve sensations
in a fading afterglow.
Not just masturbation,
or a cheap and hollow blow.
So fuck the Nosferatu
and the tithe this poem collects.
All you get is a cheap screw,
just pointless, trashy sex.


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