In a daring piece of theft (involving four loyal stuffies, six rolls of toilet paper, and a bread knife), you and your compatriots managed, a few weeks ago, to sneak into the mission house of the shadowy (and slightly crazy) Anti-Wieners, led by Minister Ryan Smart. One of the stuffies was hurt by a guard dog, but you all escaped more or less intact, and made off with the most precious of all prizes: Flippy, the Wonder Spatula.
Your original intention was simply to use the spatula as a wedge against Smart, to keep him from doing anything to disrupt the Company's plans this weekend; you sent him a note, telling him to not interfere if he wanted to see the spatula again. But in the past few days, you've begun to realize the awesome power of what you have. It is truly awe-inspiring; imagine what impact it might have if you were able to use it in the commercial! It might go a long ways towards making the ad more effective, and prove your worth to the Company.
You need to contact Mistress Whited, and tell her what you have. You are very excited by the opportunity to be part of something truly great here...
Player Note: Please find Mark (Justin) Waks to get the real Flippy as soon as reasonably possible. Until then, consider it to be stashed in your room.