Death
to Those who Would Oppress the Masses With
Pitiful Poetry!
We represent the aesthetically gifted
of the world, who have been long driven to distraction by the miserable
poetic ramblings of those who know nothing of true poetic style.
No longer shall we suffer in silence, while the air is filled with rhymeless,
foolish verse without couplet or meter.
We are
Psychopathic Poets Preventing Poor Poetry
And we shall be avenged on the next
person to subject us so cruelly...